Happy to see me


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious happy to see me for teens and adults.



Are those nun-chucks in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Are those spurs on your boots or are you just happy to see me?
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Are you carrying a concealed weapon or are you just happy to see me?


Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Are you happy to see me, or is that a volumetric flask in your pocket?
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?
Are your sea levels rising or are you just happy to see me?


Babe! Is that Ice in your sheath or are you happy to see me?
Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?
Good afternoon sir is that an telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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