Aquarium Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious aquarium pick up lines for teens and adults.
Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to heaven.
Blub bulb blub blub!
Come to this watering hole often?
Come with me and I'll prove to you that I have 2 discus!
Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?
Hello baby that's a nice set of fins you have.
Hey baby you tired? Cause you've been swimming around in my mind all day...
Hey baby, wana check out my tangs or would you just like me to hand feed you.
Hey baby, wanna spawn?
How about you and me make beautiful bubbles?
How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!
I don't have crabs i have shrimp.
I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.
I got an itch only you can scratch.
I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?
I like my women, fishy!
I like things that puff besides my pufferfish.
I need someone to remove my algae.
I swim both ways, sweetheart.
I think my firefish wants to hide in your live rock.
I visited an aquarium today. I saw a fish there, and thought of you.
I've been watching u swim around all day...
Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
May I stock your pond?
My mollies can spawn once and have 15 babies, wanna try and beat their record?
Nice pair of fins you got there.
Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.
So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?
Wanna come back to my place and scrub algea?
Wanna try guppy style?
Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?
Why don't we go there and grab a leaf to bite?
Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?
You wanna get out of this fish bowl?
You wanna gourami?
You're welcome in my shark tank.
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