Aquarium Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious aquarium pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to heaven.
Blub bulb blub blub!
Come to this watering hole often?
Come with me and I'll prove to you that I have 2 discus!
Has anyone ever told you you have a great dorsal?


Hello baby that's a nice set of fins you have.
Hey baby you tired? Cause you've been swimming around in my mind all day...
Hey baby, wana check out my tangs or would you just like me to hand feed you.
Hey baby, wanna spawn?
How about you and me make beautiful bubbles?


How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!
I don't have crabs i have shrimp.
I don't like my woman salty, I want her fresh.
I got an itch only you can scratch.
I have a big piece of driftwood that would go great with your moss, why don't you come back to my place and check it out?

Do you have a good pick up line that you would like to share? Click here to submit your line!

Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for another great pick up line.