Vegan Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious vegan pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Baby, you marinate my tempeh.
Boy if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
  • Vegan
  • Submitted by: Theodore
Could you help me out? I'm trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
  • Vegan
  • Submitted by: Matthew H.


Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.
Hey baby, can I milk your soybeans?
Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?


How do you get your protein?
  • Vegan
  • Submitted by: Hassan
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
  • Vegan
  • Submitted by: Henry
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

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