Musical Pick Up Lines

A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.

Are you a 4th or 5th? Because you're perfect.

Are you a baritone? Because I really want to get to first Bass with you...

Are you a baritone? Because I would love to get to 3rd bass with you.

Are you a piece of minimalist music? Because I keep seeing you again and again.

Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear.

Are you a tiger? Cuz you're gonna hear me roar.

Are you a two-octave chromatic scale? Because you leave me breathless.

Are you an F# because I miss you constantly.

Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?

Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!

Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.

Baby when I use my vibrato on your G-string u'll take your Falsetto an octive higher.

Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.

Baby, you know soprano's do it on top, but I'd be willing to be an alto for you.

Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.

Can I play with your tremolo arm?

Can you please be the Treble to my clef?

Can you sing low? Because I'm all about that bass.

Composers always score.

Composers know how to score.

Damn girl, you’re looking sharp!

Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.

Did you just move from a V to I chord? Because I think you're perfect.

Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it again?

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

Do you need to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp today.

Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest.

Girl, you must be a iv chord bc I always knew you were going to be the I eventually.

Hey baby, is your leading tone c#? Because I could see this night resolving to the D.

Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.

Hey baby, there’s no need to fret if your g-string is open.

Hey baby, what's your dynamic?

Hey baby...I wouldnt mind you being a dominant 7th chord. I could just resolve you all night long!

Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.

Hey, baby, I have a special new mute for your f hole.

Hey, you're a pretty great pianist. Better yet, your bae-toven.

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

How many positions can you get into?

How would you like to see my big organ?

I bet we’d get into some serious treble together.

I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?

I love you more than 20th centrury composers love atonality.

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

I want to go up and down all your scales.

I want to make you tremolo.

I want to rosin your bow.

I wish I was your flute...then you could press my buttons and blow me all night long.

I wish you were an augmented 6 chord so you could bring resolution to my raised member.