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After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.Nine Twelve
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  • Submitted by: Jasmine
All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Are you Rise Kujikawa? Because I can feel a Lovers social link between us.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story?
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  • Submitted by: Carla

Do they make you in hug pillow?
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  • Submitted by: Mitch
Do you have a Deathnote? Cuz everytime you smile, I feel like I'm having a heart attack.Deathnote
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  • Submitted by: Becker04
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

Have you seen the anime one piece? You and me one piece.
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  • Submitted by: Carly
I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let's just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
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  • Submitted by: Lauretta
I don't need 99 souls. All I need is yours.
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.

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