Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious anime for teens and adults.

After all this is over, I'm going to have 99 virgins, but you won't be one.Nine Twelve
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  • Submitted by: Jasmine
All the nubile lolis in my harem don’t think that I’m a complete loser.
Are you Rise Kujikawa? Because I can feel a Lovers social link between us.
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
Did you like Ghostory? How about making our story?
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  • Submitted by: Carla
Do they make you in hug pillow?
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  • Submitted by: Mitch
Do you have a Deathnote? Cuz everytime you smile, I feel like I'm having a heart attack.Deathnote
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  • Submitted by: Becker04
Do you have a tampon I can put in my nostril? Because my nose started bleeding when I saw you.
Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

Have you seen the anime one piece? You and me one piece.
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  • Submitted by: Carly
I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let's just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
I carry around my dead sister’s cell phone. Wanna sleep together?
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  • Submitted by: Lauretta
I don't need 99 souls. All I need is yours.
I promise, I can always find a girls G-Force.
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan.
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  • Submitted by: Amanda
I'd perform a human transmutation to see you one last time.
I'll make one hell of a Feast out of you.Black butler
I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles.
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  • Submitted by: Theodore

Let's have a future diary. A diary of the future of you and me.
Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
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  • Submitted by: Byzmo
There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
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  • Submitted by: DJ Summer
This drill ain't the only thing that will be piercing the heavens.Kamina
Why don't we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Why don’t you come over to my house so we can watch a little Sailor Moon to get in the mood?
You being single I can not allow this.Black butler
You can be my Henrietta and I will be your Guiseppe.
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  • Submitted by: Amanda White

You must be better than Kuuhaku. Coz when i first saw you, you already won my heart.No Game No Life
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  • Submitted by: Legend
Your name must be Ciel Because I want you.Black Butler

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