Candy Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious candy pick up lines for teens and adults.



All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...
Are you an M&Ms cuz I Wana shove a bunch of you in my mouth.
Aye girl, you a twix? Cause I want both sides of you.
  • Candy
  • Submitted by: Suzanne Adamo
Can you pass me the balance of the chocolate? You are being too sweet.
Gum here often?


I hate chocolates but I love you.
I have Skittles in my mouth, I want to taste the rainbow?
If you were a Kit Kat, I'd break you off.
Is that a tic tac in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?


My friends call me Butterfinger, wanna find out why?
Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.
  • Candy
  • Submitted by: Keo K.
You must be a Snickers because I’m satisfied.
You're the sweet to my heart.
  • Candy
  • Submitted by: janelle
Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

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