Religion Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious religion pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.
I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"
If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.
So, what time do you have to be back in heaven?

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