Religion Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious religion pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you lost Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.

Girl, I want you to receive God's message. It's written in my DNA.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

I'll make you scream out "Gloria in excelsis Deo!"

If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.

So, what time do you have to be back in heaven?

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