Fast food Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious fast food pick up lines for teens and adults.
Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!
Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!
Do you like secret sauce in your burger?
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.
Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.
I can be the king of your burger.
I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.
I wanna dip my nuggest in your sweet and sour sauce.
I would actually like some fries with that shake.
If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.
Is that a large fry in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me?
Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.
Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
I’m like Domino Pizza . If I do not come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Just like at Burger King, You’re the boss.
Let me put a toy in your happy meal.
My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.
Oh baby you make me go supersize.
Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.
One look at these buns, and you'll forget about the sandwich.
Oo, fill me up with big, juicy flavor.
Seeing you is like getting 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal.
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
Would you like fries or my number with burger today?
Would you like that Super Sized?
Would you like to see my whopper?
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Yeah, I want a medium order of fries and for you to be my prom date.
You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, we can have it your way, I'll treat you right!
You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.
You're my Happy Meal & I'm your Big Mac.
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