Fast food Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious fast food pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a meal at McDonalds? If you were you would be a McHottie.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!


Can I dip my fries in your Frosty?
Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!
Do you like secret sauce in your burger?
Do you work at Harvey's because your a beautiful thing.
Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a footlong.


Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
Girl, you can be my Taco Belle.
Girl, you're the Egg McMuffin of one night stands.

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