Coffee Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious coffee pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Been thinking about you a latte.
Can I be the cream to your coffee?
Can I buy you a Starbucks Trenta or were you looking for something bigger?
Can I get your number? Because i like you a latte.
Can you pass the coffee and sugar because you just made me cream in my pants
Can you watch my laptop for a minute? I’ll buy the next round of caffeine.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Do you believe in love at first sip... or should I take another?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?


Girl you're making me a high-maintenance Starbucks customer because you're extra hot and I like it.
Hey, its the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address today, let's get coffee.
Hold the sugar please, you're sweet enough for the both of us.
  • Coffee
  • Submitted by: Nia Hughes
Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.
I bet you get a latte of dates.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like my baristas like I like my coffee – hot, sweet, and creamy.


I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
I love the way you espresso yourself.
I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
I really like you. I like you a latte.
If you behave, I might let you empty my knockbox.
If you can't make good morning coffee, its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.
If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
If you were coffee grounds, you'd be espresso 'cause you're so fine.


If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.
Is it just me or do you feel something brewing between us?
Java number I can call you up at?
Let’s make like this coffee and get steamy!
My coffee hasn’t kicked in yet, so I can’t think of a charming pickup line.
  • Coffee
  • Submitted by: Jelle Couder
My coffee is really hot, but you’re hotter.
My coffee isn’t hot enough! Could you hold it for a while?
The barista may have forgotten your name, but I sure haven’t.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?


This must be decaf, cuz you’re just dreamy!
We should get some coffee… Because I'm liking you a latte.
You are just the way I like my coffee. Tall, dark and strong.
You know, I keep seeing a portrait of you and me meeting for a cup of coffee. Can we meet somewhere tomorrow?
You mocha me crazy!
You roast my heart.
You're like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
You're like the scent of coffee... you get me out of bed in the morning.

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