Museum Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious museum pick up lines for teens and adults.
Are you a medium? Because I’d like to paint you on carpet.
Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
Are you an impressionist because you impresed the hell out of me.
Are you modern day Mona Lisa?
Are you the daughter of The David or did God finish sculpting perfection?
Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?
Baby you’re so fine you could make an impression on MONET.
Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.
Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.
Have you ever posed nude?
Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.
I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.
I want to preserve this moment, let's get a climate controlled room.
I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?
I would shake your hand, but I'm not allowed to touch the master pieces.
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