Historical

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.

Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.

Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.

Are you Jefferson Davis? Cause you're making the south rise.

Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.

Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.

Are you the Manhattan Project? Because you're the bomb.

Are you the Weimar Republic? Because you’ve given me a serious case of hyperinflation.

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!

Baby you turn my bronze into iron!

Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.

Baby, you are hotter than the Great Fire of London.

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.Mahatma Gandhi

Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?Sigmund Freud

Girl did you invent the telephone cause you are looking Alexander Damn Swell.

Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.

Girl, you must've been built in Oak Ridge because you're the bomb.

Good afternoon sir is that an telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.Sir Isaac Newton

Have we reached the Age of Enlightenment? Cause' you enlight me, baby!

Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.Pontius Pilate

Have you ever heard the phrase “turn-on”?Thomas Edison

Hey baby, is your name Lee Harvey Oswald? Because I want to see your grassy knoll and have you blow my mind.

Hey girl, are you a Proletariat? Because I can feel an uprising in my lower class.

Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

Hey, its the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address today, let's get coffee.

Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?Mahatma Gandhi

How would you like to be Bethoveen's Fifth?

How would you like to experience Paul Revere's Midnight ride?

I don’t care what Copernicus says, you’re the only planet to me.

I feel an uprising in my lower class.Karl Marx

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.

I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

I'll be the Mark Antony to your Cleopatra, I'd let my empire fall for you.

I'll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.

I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

Is it 1492? Cause I'd sail the ocean blue just to discover you.

Is it 1692? Because I wanna accuse my wife of witchcraft so I can be with you.

Is that a musket or are you just happy to see me?

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Is your name Ferdinand? Because I'd let you straight in my Magellan.

Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.