If I’m wrong Pick Up Lines

Check my prostate if I'm wrong, but do I know you from somewhere?

Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but aren't you extremely fugly?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I’m very wrong.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but there are still dinosaurs out there, right?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but you don’t need disability insurance, right?

Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Screw me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix.

Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Q*Bert?