Dancing Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dancing pick up lines for teens and adults.

Dance with me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still roam the earth right?
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.
Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?
Do you have a map to the dance floor? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you like to dance? Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen this dance.
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
I hope you know CPR cause dancing with you might take my breath away!
I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.
I'll rondversé with you any day.

I'll show you my battement if you show me yours.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity and I'd love to have a tiny piece of your time to dance with you.
If I had a nickel for every time I asked someone as beautiful as you to dance, I'd have 5 cents.
If I were Peter Pan, dancing with you would be my happy thought.
If wishes came true, you would say yes. Will you dance with me?
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
If you were a pole I would dance all over you.
If you would say yes to my next question you’d make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Would you dance with me?
My heart beats for you like my frappes beat the floor.

Oh you dance? You wanna go do some contact improv in my bed?
Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!
Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
What say you and me hit the dance floor and show those funky chickens how it's done?
Would you dance with me so I can tell my friends I just danced with an angel?
Would you like to dance?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is onto the dance floor with me.

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