Pick Up Lines for Insurance Agent


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pick up lines for insurance agent for teens and adults.



Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do you want to see that quote again?
Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.
Do you like cats? Because your medical history is puurrrrfect.
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.


Dr. Phil thinks you’re afraid of commitment. Sign here and let’s prove him wrong.
Girl do you have pet insurance because I'm about to smash that pussy.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance, because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?


Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?
I like the size of your benefits package.
I may not be a genie, but I can make your insurance dreams come true.
I promise full coverage!
I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

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