Thief Pick Up Lines

Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.

Ash Wednesday is coming up. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Hey girl would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?

I had a flush until you stole my heart.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart.

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.

Whats the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

You just stole my heart. Are you sure your not a thief in a cat costume?

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You must be catwoman. Cause im pretty sure you just stole my heart.

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

You must be known for your defense because you stole my heart.

You stole my heart like the rebellion stole the Death Star plans.

You've stolen my heart. No, seriously. Can I have it back?

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your name must be Alzheimer, because the Kaiser stole my pudding...

You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.