Thief Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious thief pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you in the Thieves guild? cuz I think you just stole my heart.
Ash Wednesday is coming up. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?
Hello, I am a thief and I am here to steal this dance.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
Hey girl would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?

I had a flush until you stole my heart.
I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.
Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

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