Pick Up Lines For Days of the Week

Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?

Ash Wednesday is coming up. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

Dang girl don't you know it's Black Friday? Those pants should be 100% off.

Does this mean I won't be a virgin by the end of the week?

Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.

I have a dirty weekend planned. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

I'm Jason and I won't stop til you're mine like it's Friday the 13th.

I'm just like the show 'Mad Men'. I'll make you wait until Sunday night, and then I'll make you scream.

If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

Is your name Kwanzaa? Because I’d love to do you for a whole week.

It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

I’m going to be around you a lot. Days, nights, weekends, holidays...Kindergarten Cop

May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

Skip the Black Friday line. You can have me for free.

So, my parents won't be around this weekend... or ever.

There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to?

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.