Heart Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious heart pick up lines for teens and adults.

2nd position on stage but 1st position in my heart.
A skeleton isn't the only one who can put an arrow through my heart.
Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.Tomb Raider
All these barbarians but I still couldn't raid your heart.
All these homeostases but why my heart still beat fast when being with you?
Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.
Are you a pokemon, because you just caught my heart.
Are you a sprint set? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
Are you a zombie? Cause you make my heart race.
Are you AV node cause my heart skip a beat whenever i meet you.

Baby are you metal shrapnel? Because I feel you in my heart.Iron Man
Baby when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.Hedgehog
Baby, I'm just like Mola Rom, I'm a guy after your heart.
Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.
Baby, you stop my heart like Teddy's speech stops a bullet.
Baby, you're a drummer? I can make your heart go offbeat.
Baby, you're the missing piece of my heart container.
Break my hip, not my heart.
Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.

Call an exorcist, because you've possessed my heart!
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
Damn boy, you got my heart racing like a thermogenic.
Did you lose an arrow? I found it in my heart.
Did you make me your horcrux? Because my heart stopped when I met you.
Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.
Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?

Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.
Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance, because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Heavy metal broke my heart, will you mend it?
Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
How would you like to make a 301 redirect to my heart?
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you’ve been living in my heart.

I used to be a Nobody until you gave me back my heart.
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
I wish I could be a coronary artery, so that I could wrap around your heart.
I'll be the electricity to your heart.
If fencers still wore hearts on their uniforms you'd see how you’ve touched mine.
If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.
If I wasn't a vampire, my heart'd be beating real fast right now.
If my heart was made of shares, you would be the major shareholder.
If you break my heart, it will hurt more than any Lego I've stepped on.

My heart is moving faster than this twitter chat.
My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.
My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.
See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

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