SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious spongebob squarepants pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.
Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.
Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.
Call me Krabby Patties, because I'll go right to your thighs.
Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?
Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.
Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.
Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?
Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Hey, you like Spongebob?
I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.
I wanna live in your bikini bottom.
I want you more than Plankton wants the secret formula!
I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

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