SpongeBob SquarePants Pick Up Lines

Are you ready to get Krusty, because I have krabs.

Are you Smitty Werbenmanjensen? Because you're number one.

Are you sure your name isn't Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen? Because you're my number one.

Call me Krabby Patties, because I'll go right to your thighs.

Do you wanna go to your sand castle or mine and race to see whos Bikini's Bottom's Fall first?

Do you want my squidward in your sandy cheeks?

Girl, I love you like Spongebob loves his job, Sandy loves karate and how Mr. Krabs loves money.

Hey Girl! I want to sop up your love.

Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Hey, you like Spongebob?

I need you like Plankton needs the secret formula.

I wanna live in your bikini bottom.

I want you more than Plankton wants the secret formula!

I'll stop loving you when sponge bob gets his license.

If I can’t get into Bikini Bottom, I’ll settle for the Bikini Top.

If I were Spongebob and you were Patrick, would you let me look in your secret box?

If my heart were a harpoon, I'd thrust it upon you.

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

If you're tough enough, I'll let you into my salty spittoon.

Im a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

Is it getting wet and salty in here, or is it just me?

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

Let’s make a Krabby Patty. You bring the buns and I’ll bring the sauce.

My love for you is bigger than Squidward's nose!

On a scale of one to Spongebob, how ready are you?

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen is number two compared to you.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

Tell me you don't want my squidward in your sandy cheeks.

We must be underwater, because i’m drowning in your beauty.

Would you like to see my massive spatula?

Yes or no question; is it wet in Bikini Bottom?

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

You look like a steamed vegetable, only smarter.

Your sand castle or mine?

You’re going to need more than a sponge to clean up after i’m done with you.