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Amazing collection of Pick Up Lines!

This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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I feel like we really connect...
Don’t be a dummy. Wrap it like a mummy.
Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?
Wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.
Did you win "best in show"? Because you sure are a winner to me.
  • Dog
  • Submitted by: carlye
Your eyes shine brighter than a Gallifeyan sun.
Can I tap your stack for good luck?
Don't worry, we don't need more protection, our's is world class.
Hey there. If you weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating you.
  • Trump
  • Submitted by: Sullivan