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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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I need someone to remove my algae.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
Hey babe, how about you and I head back to my iPad and I give you some FaceTime on your front VGA?
Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?
Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.
If you were a buck you'd be a great kill: a big rack and a nice ass.
I love you. Please don't turn away from me just because I'm a physics major. Oh, okay, I'll leave.
The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.
I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?