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I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights.
I’m no vampire, but I’m fine with no sleep and biting your neck all night.
So, what’s your quantum number?
Give me the OK and I’ll explode all over you.
That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.
Let me differentiate your equation to let me find the gradient of the slope of that ass.
I’d like to Pikachu naked.
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  • Submitted by: Donn Christenberry
Today is Earth Day... What do you say we make nine months from now our baby's Birth Day?
Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?