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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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Your campaign headquarters or mine?
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.
If life were a Tivo, I will rewind and play over and over again.
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I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.
Have you had enough champagne to believe I'm handsome yet?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You be Yankee Doodle, I’ll be the pony.
I see you got a lot of room in your backset.
Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.