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The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.
Hey baby, what's your quantum number?
If time was currency, I'd exchange it all for you.
Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?
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What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Even though it’s breaking a commandment, I’m worshipping you right now.
I’ve got a few ideas for that surfboard leash.
A day just wouldn't be complete without a Knight.
You make my Power Pole extend.
If we were bacteria, I'd give you a copy of my antibiotic resistance via my large, throbbing sex pilus.