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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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My love for you is like shiz's last breath, I just can't hold it in!
Do you wanna Lickilicky my icky sticky?
My love is a for loop without the increment operator— infinitive, non-terminating, and difficult to stop once it starts running.
I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.
The only real heaven is in my bed.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
I would never precede you with 'which', baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.
I'm Joseph, can you be my Mary.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.