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If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.
Child, overclock my processor.
That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them?
Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.
Ever get it on with a rodent?
Girl, I can‘t wait to violate your privacy in real life.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
So what do redeemed and justified men in Christ like to do on the weekends?
Don't worry i never put it in the wrong hole.
You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes, we might just be a miracle.