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I'd like to be in a geostationary orbit around you.
Should I enter your base from the front, or the rear?
Heaven must be missing an angel, because I want to run away and cry for thirty minutes.Shinji Ikari
Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?
Can i spend all my 9 lives with you?
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  • Submitted by: Tom
Come to Italy; I'll pay for everything, AND take you shopping.
I’d like to have you on vinyl.
Wanna ride my Zam-boner?
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
You, me, handcuffs?River Song