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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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Do you want to see my Hobbit hole?
Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.
Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
I will be G, if you will be C. Or I can be A, if you will be T.
Damn baby, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
Did I mention I have radioactive blood?
Your feet smell like blue cheese. I like cheese.
Is that your enhanced radiation warhead or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
Dancing without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless.