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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
Arrg, I've been searchin' for me booty all day, but it looks like yours'll do just fine.
Hey girl... You studying for anatomy? No? Well do you want to?
Hey baby, you're so fine you make my teeth chatter, wha-wha-what's your name?
I'll cosign a Walmart credit card for you.
Do you have a ghost in your pants? Because there's something paranormal about them!
You're so pretty, it isn't Freire.
Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.Nick Fury
Hey girl. Have you been sun bathing? Cause you look Mmmmm... Toasty.