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You are the vodka to my shot glass.
I don't have a costume for Halloween , could I go as your boyfriend.
I don't normally pick up at the park. I let my owner do it.
  • Dog
  • Submitted by: Abby
The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.
Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.
Let me be your Horizon 2020.
  • EU
  • Submitted by: Jackson
I didn't bring you roses because it's not the season and contributes to neo-colonialism.
You’ve got a great end zone.
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
Baby, did you just say Fus Ro Dah? Because you blew me away.