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If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.
  • Apple
  • Submitted by: Janet
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
I like the way your self-bleached hair sits on your camouflage jacket.
Hey baby, what's your quantum number?
Hey gurl, are you Abraham? Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.
Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.
Don't take this the wrong way, counselor, but I think you should drop your suit.
Not even the police can kill my love for you!
Damn girl are you gta 'cause i can't stop playing you.Grand Theft Auto
Hey baby want a carrot?
  • Horse
  • Submitted by: Dr. Love