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Can I expense you a drink?
You are worth more than the ordinary legislative procedure. You deserve a special legislative procedure from me tonight.
Well, ok. It's rigor mortis. But I'm still happy to see you!
I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.
Would you like to see the cockpit?
You look like a successful business woman, because you really know how to position yourself for me.
Forget Google, check out my doodle!
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
Mam, you dropped something...your smile.
Looks don't matter babe, I'll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.