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Is that a pen in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?
Will you let me water your bushes?
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.
Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’
I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.
Can I invade your village?
If you were a chimney, I’d come in and out of you.
Want to see what else fits in a pouch?Kangaroo