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Would you Ulysses S. Grant me permission to buy you a drink?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
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You be the Bulls and I’ll bring the Heat!
Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.
Hey, baby, care for a pelvic exam?
No tapping out!
You smell better than incense!
Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.
Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.
You must be an autobot. Cause that pussy is prime!