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Wanna expand my polynomial?
How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.
I whale shower you with love.Whale
When the frequencies get high, I'll be your capacitor. Always open for you.
I understand you like to play with bigger balls...Softball
Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?
Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.
If I court you, will it be a love match?
Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo'.
Hey bby I want you to install your texture pack.