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Who wants to make a connection?
If you're a nerd, I'm a nerd.
  • Nerd
  • Submitted by: Neha
Babe, you smell like shit, sorry!
Do you know what would look good on me? Mew.
I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.
I saw your empty valence shell from way over there. Did I mention that my nickname is Sodium?
Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?
I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I want to doo-wee-doo you.