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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.
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Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
So, you like books?
I'll put my Master Sword in your Temple of Time.
Hey boy, I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
When I'm around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.
I have a small penis, but a big bank account.
I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.
Why yes, that is a little demon in my pocket!