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I lost my minicon, can I combine with you instead?
Honey, you're playing with my heart. At least the dial that controls my Pacemaker.
You have my bone and my ***
Who wants to touch a vagicicle?
Your eyes are as intriguing as a good biz dev strategy.
I need your /dev for my mount.
Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.
Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?
Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: Linda
You’re like telophase, I admire your cleavage.