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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
You wanna get out of this fish bowl?
I'm fairly local...in your bed.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: Bonga D.
Baby, your beauty is like an Enderman. I can't make eye contact, but I want you to come closer.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list
Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?
My penis is like a dictonary want me to blow your mind?
  • Dirty
  • Submitted by: Renato
Baby, you’re not an option, — you’re totally a future!
A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.