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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
  • Lawyer
  • Submitted by: Chrisopher
Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?
  • Dirty
  • Submitted by: A Gross
How about we go back to your room and count each others spots?
You’re a squatter? How bout you squat on my crotch?
Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?
Want to see inside my Chamber of Secrets?
Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?
  • Fitness
  • Submitted by: Christopher Davies
I'm Final and I'll show you a Fantasy.
I’ve got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
I don’t want Jalebis or Gulab Jamuns, none of them are as sweet as you.