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Amazing collection of Pick Up Lines!

This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.Aladdin
When you touch my big sword, you will need two hands.
Are you a birdie because I want you!
  • Golf
  • Submitted by: Kim K
Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
I'm gonna need to tax your foreign body.
Would you mind blowing the sand off my beachballs?
How weird: I can’t taste my lips all of a sudden! Can you do it for me?
  • Cute
  • Submitted by: Jocke
Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer?
Please, Lady, come home with me sweetheart. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!
Hey girl, if we were around Noah right now, he would definitely pair us together.