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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?
Looking at you takes my breath away like standing at the top of Mount Columbia.
You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.Gandhi
I have 99% uptime.
That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.
I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.
Looks don't matter babe, I'll just wrap you in my banner and fuck you for glory.
So, you like shopping?