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I'm a mathematician. I'm good with numbers. Can I have yours?
  • Math
  • Submitted by: mariana 99
You are the greatest perception of my heart’s delusion!
Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.
A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.
  • Trump
  • Submitted by: Miss Cora
Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.
Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.
You really shake my tree, baby.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.Abraham Lincoln
Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
Your surfboard is so big!