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Amazing collection of Pick Up Lines!

This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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My favourite attractive force is van del Waals' force. Can you feel it? I'll sit closer if you can't.
If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?
Your mud hut or mine?
Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Can I plow you instead of this field?
Be mine....or die.
Realizing we’re working on a timeline, how much time do we have to get to know each other?
The real "Kingslayer" darling is in my pants.
If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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  • Submitted by: Cliff