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When Santa saw you he came early.
Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
I want to wait until your Stockings are Low, and then Invest in your Portfolio.
Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.
I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.
Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a phone in your pocket is your rooster happy to see me.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.