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You know what would look really good on you? "What?" Me.
I'd let you cross my border.
Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?
  • EU
  • Submitted by: Fiorda
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
Girl if I had all 7 dragon balls I'd spend my one wish on you.
The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.
Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You can tell your friends that you've been on top of Lil Trump Tower...
  • Trump
  • Submitted by: deacon
Hey girl are you mexican, 'cause you illegally came into my mind.
How would you like to donate your body to me...for science?