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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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You dont need the Deku mask to toot my horn.
Screw Meth. Love is my drug.
Pee here often?
Arrrg, I want to plunder your booty and treasure your chest!
Are you the Blues? Because good things come in three – me, myself, and you.
Do you know CPR? Cause you’re taking my breath away.
Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player
Girl, when I looked into your eyes, I knew right away that we'd be perfect in an orbital together.
Let's form a union, I can Treaty you well.
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You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!