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This is one of the biggest collection of Pick Up Lines on the web! We've listed some of best, silly, chessy, dirty, hilarious, wicked and funniest pick up lines ever created. Remember a good pick up line can break the ice! Be sure to read all of them.

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If you sit up front, I'll make you wet.
You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...
Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Girl, that's not the only thing I want to layaway...
Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.
That's a nice Witch costume baby, but you won't need the broom anymore, because you've already swept me off my feet.
Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.
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  • Submitted by: Asish
We’re as miscible as oil and hexane.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Did I mention it also travels in time? [points at penis]