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Baby, all I see in my Rorschach Tests is me and you!
Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.
I have the biggest power shaft in town.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
I'm Batman, wanna make out?
  • Batman
  • Submitted by: Wolfrider
Are you the London Aquarium? Because you’re soaking wet and coming inside you made me go to heaven.
You come here often.
If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.
Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.
Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.