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Hey maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?
  • Yoga
  • Submitted by: Sam P.
If I take you home, you'll be magnesium iron silicate hydroxide.
I'll watch Carl for you.
If I walked around you 7 times, would you fall for me?
Are you a shark? Because I got some swimmers for you to swallow.Shark
How about some "sex on the beach"?
I am a BufferedReader. You input meaning into my life.
You had me at ruff.
  • Dog
  • Submitted by: fraidy
Just say the complicated parts in Latin. That's what we do.
Are you mustard gas? 'Cause your beauty is burning my eyes.