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You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
I must been a green seer, cuz you came out of my dreams!
You be Glenn and I'll be Maggie, let's get trapped together.
Are you a tribute? Cuz you been running through my arena of death all day.
The inhibition markers on my DNA must be blocked, because I can't seem to stop myself from hitting on you.
Who said orgy?! It is just an exchange of best practices.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
  • Hindu
  • Submitted by: Kevin Patterson
Polly wanna tap that?
  • Bird
  • Submitted by: burton