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I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!
Hey girl, if you got stung by a jellyfish I'd definitely pee on you.
  • Beach
  • Submitted by: Be Lulu
Hey girl, are you Tyler Breeze? Because you're so MMMM Gorgeous!
There is a special place in hell for people that play Christmas music before Thanksgiving.
I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.
  • Math
  • Submitted by: Scoop
Hey babygirl, let me conjugate the two of us together.
Irish you were my lover.
You must be made of bonemeal, because you make my tree grow.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I have a tuber you can use anytime you want.