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You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.
  • Math
  • Submitted by: John-Paul
Want to make some parallel motion back to my place?
  • Music
  • Submitted by: MzTee
Hey boy, are you a conditioned stimulus? Cause you're making me drool.
My Instinct tells me you’re the one.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Looks like I won’t have to leave the hostel to sightsee.
You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.
If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.