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I’m like Harry Houdini, I can make clothes disappear in an instant.
May I ask for your EU transparency register number?
Aye baby girl, I'd hit it so hard that words describing the impact will appear out of thin air.
Hey Miss, I'm a Pirate, so I was wondering if I could plunder your booty.
Baby you make palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti.
I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a hooker for less than that right?
The skeleton over there didn't have the guts to get your number for me, so here I am.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Is your nick name Jesus because you just healed my heart.
There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to?