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I believe in an ever closer union. Do you?
Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.
When I look at you I remain dead inside.
Where will you be all of my life? I should probably explain that I'm from the future.
So what's your moisture level?
You have lovely, soft eyes. Does the world look any better to you?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!Lion
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Those jeans make your ash look big.
Chuck Norris doesn't have sex, he merely let's divine intervention happen.
Tell your friend I'm afraid I've got some bad news. There's only one of me to go around.