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Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.
If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Babe, I can make you scream like a Nazgûl.
Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!
Some climbers get off soloing; me, I’d rather play with your rack.
Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning. Woman: What? Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
Did you say “Petrificus Totalus”? Because you’ve made me stiff.
I’m not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.
I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.