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Hello. I'm Arnold Schwarzenegger
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?
You should see what I can do with ice.
I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.
If I were a Cyberman, I’d give you an upgrade.
Hon, I can unlock your Wonderland with my massive Keyblade.
Will you drive the truck while I load bales?
I became a tentacle demon just so I could molest your entire body all at the same time!