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You're short, ginger, and wearing green. You're basically a leprechaun.
Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
If your love is Crystal Lake then I'm Jason Voorhees. Cause I drowning in it.
Can I tap your stack for good luck?
I'm a biter.
I always wanted to be a ranger.
My chainsaw isn't the only big, red vibrating thing I own... Wanna see?Grell
  • Kuro
  • Submitted by: Superman
I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.