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Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Jean Brooks
My love for you is like a perpetuity, it'll never end.
You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.
Wanna expand my polynomial?
I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.
I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.
Baby are you a detonator because I just blew my load.
When I'm with you I wear charcoal instead of black cause you brighten up my soul.
  • Emo
  • Submitted by: SJ
Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?
Madam comrade Let's start an alliance that is romantic in nature.