Easter Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious easter pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?
Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.
Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.
Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.


Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
Ever get it on with a rodent?
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
Girl, I’d like to take you out, but it won’t be the Last Supper.
Hey baby, I got 2 eggs on me, wanna find them?
Hey Girl! Let’s mate like rabbits.
Hey gorgeous, can I pickle your fish?
Hey, do you want to go on an easter egg hunt? I’m sure you’ll find something surprising in my pants.
  • Easter
  • Submitted by: Wonderboy


Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, want to try.
How about I get you an easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilised.
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m Easter Bunny!
I came here looking for a little tail.
I could never Passover you.
I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, ..buuuuuuuuuuuuuttt!
I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
I gave up hotties for Lent. Thank God Easter is here.
I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans, ‘cause I’ve been on the hunt for you.


I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I live in a cage full of Cedar shavings vibration.
  • Easter
  • Submitted by: Mr William
I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips
I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.
I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
I'm being managed by Don King again


I'm just like an easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
If you come back to my place, I’ll give you a Peeps show.
If your left leg is Easter and your right leg is Christmas. Would you let me come to dinner over the holidays?
Inheriting eighty million chocolate eggs doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
It's easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
I’ll be honest with you. I’m like an Easter Bunny, delicious but hollow inside.
I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.


I’m in the mood to multiply, baby!
  • Easter
  • Submitted by: natalie stone
I’m in the mood to multiply.
I’m not sure what you’re doing for Easter Brunch, but I’ve got a spicy ham bone with your name on it.
I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m The Easter Bunny!

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