Easter Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious easter pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you the Easter bunny? ‘Cause you’ve been hoppin’ around my mind all day.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
Can I buy you a Easter Egg or do you just want the money?

Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin’.
Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.
Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
Ever get it on with a rodent?
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
Girl, are you Easter because you got me ready to rise again?
Girl, I’d like to take you out, but it won’t be the Last Supper.

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