4th of July Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious 4th of july pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.
Baby, you remind me of the Constitution, cause you look like a national treasure.


Baby, you’re a firework.
Can I, like, annex you?
Damn babe are you a wizard who turned my pants into fireworks? Because there's been an explosion.
Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.
Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?


Hey babe, want to see my Washington Monument?
Hey babe, you’re the perfect person to keep me warm at Valley Forge.
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?
I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!
I know Benjamin Franklin.

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