4th of July Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious 4th of july pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.
Baby, you remind me of the Constitution, cause you look like a national treasure.
Baby, you’re a firework.
Can I, like, annex you?
Damn babe are you a wizard who turned my pants into fireworks? Because there's been an explosion.
Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.
Hey babe, want some offspring from the Father of Our Country?


Hey babe, want to see my Washington Monument?
Hey babe, you’re the perfect person to keep me warm at Valley Forge.
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?
I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I know we fought for independence but I'm gonna fight to get into those pants.
If you watch the fireworks with me, we could make our own spark.
Is that a Roman Candle in your pocket or are your balls exploding with delight?
I’d start a revolution for your number.


I’ll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
Let me know if you're in the mood to see fireworks of an entirely different kind.
Let’s be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
Let’s do it in Philadelphia.
Let’s drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Tell me, does the carpet match the powdered wig?
They call my bedroom the 14th colony.


This would be really awkward if you were British.
Thomas Jefferson would have wanted this.
Wanna role play? I’ll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very steamy love letters, you know.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You be Yankee Doodle, I’ll be the pony.
You have a boyfriend? Have you ever given any thought to seceding from him? I get not wanting to cheat. I'm also a loyalist.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.

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