Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food for teens and adults.

Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
Are you a frito cause your really corny.
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  • Submitted by: Ruby
Are you a plain bagel because I like you with nothing on.
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  • Submitted by: Muhammad
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
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  • Submitted by: KungFu1969
Ayo girl, are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.

Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
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  • Submitted by: Gerry
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?
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  • Submitted by: Ummul
Damn girl are you an essay? Cuz you got me hooked and now i want your breadcrumbs.
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  • Submitted by: MJ
Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look as tasty as an angel food cake.
Dinner is on me. I know the chef.
Do you believe in love at first bite or should I add more cheese?
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  • Submitted by: Henrik

Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, do you wanna do lunch?
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  • Submitted by: Daisy K.
Do you know where the pasta is? I’m feeling a little saucy.
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  • Submitted by: Jeff Mueller
Do you like Bacon? Wanna strip?
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  • Submitted by: cazij
Do you want to get a beavertail and get outta here.
Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?
Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars? Cause you're hot and I'm ready.
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  • Submitted by: darron
Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.
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  • Submitted by: Zak
Has anyone ever told you’ve got beautiful fries?
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  • Submitted by: Jon
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?

Hey baby, are you Little Caesars because you look hot and ready.
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  • Submitted by: Jordan
Hey baby, let's find something to taco 'bout.
Hey baby, you wanna eat fresh?
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  • Submitted by: Marc
Hey baby...wanna taste my crushed red pepper?
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.
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  • Submitted by: Raymond
Hey girl are you a Soupe à L’oignon ? Because I wanna eat you!
Hey girl, did you come hungry in order to leave happy?
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  • Submitted by: Jesus K
Hey girl, how are you with eatin' good in the neighborhood?
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  • Submitted by: B J
Hey girl, how would you like to taste the flavor of now?

Hey girl, this food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
Hey paprika, wanna spice up my life?
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  • Submitted by: Dionna
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
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  • Submitted by: asdkf
I always hand whip my cream.
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  • Submitted by: IWantYou
I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you.
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  • Submitted by: Joe Nwangwa
I believe in eating all organic.
I don't want to sound corny, but I think you're a-maize-ing.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.

I hope you like BBQs because you'll soon be eating my sausage with special sause.
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  • Submitted by: Arlene Becker
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.

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