Food


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious food for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
Are you a frito cause your really corny.
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  • Submitted by: Ruby
Are you a plain bagel because I like you with nothing on.
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  • Submitted by: Muhammad
Are you bread? Because I knead you.
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.


Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.
Are you sriracha? Because you are HOT!
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  • Submitted by: KungFu1969
Ayo girl, are you Vietnamese noodle soup? Because you look so pho-kable.
Ayo girl. Is u a recipe for quiche lorraine? Because I want inject countless eggs into you.
Baby I might not be a Doritos Locos Taco but, I sure will spice up your night.


Baby, I may not be Sriracha sauce, but I sure will spice up your life.
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  • Submitted by: Gerry
Bacon isn't gonna be the only piece of white meat in your mouth tonight.
Can I be the fortune in your cookie?
Care to share some oysters and wine with me?
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  • Submitted by: Ummul
Damn girl are you an essay? Cuz you got me hooked and now i want your breadcrumbs.
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  • Submitted by: MJ

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