Angel and Heaven Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious angel and heaven pick up lines for teens and adults.

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?
Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
Are you an angel? Because I haven't blinked since I first saw your face.
Are you an angel? Because you're making me feel the ecstasy of an immaculate conception.
Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.
Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.

Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?
Can I see your license, coz I never knew angels could drive.
Can I take your picture to prove to all of my friends that angels do exist?
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?

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