Angel and Heaven Pick Up Lines

A literal angel would not be an easy target. How would you flirt with Cas?

Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.

An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.

Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Are you a weeping angel? Because I could stare at you all day.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

Are you an angel? Because I haven't blinked since I first saw your face.

Are you an angel? Because you're making me feel the ecstasy of an immaculate conception.

Are you an angel? ‘Cause you’ve got me rising from the tomb.

Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.

Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

Can I see your license, coz I never knew angels could drive.

Can I take your picture to prove to all of my friends that angels do exist?

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?

Do you want to touch me so my friends can say that an angel has touched me?

Dog heaven must be missing an angel.

Girl, I must be a weeping angel because every time you look at me, I get hard.

Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

Heaven must be real because you're an angel.

Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

Hey girl. You must be an angel. Cuz ur eyeliner wings are heavenly.

How would you like to be touched by an angel?

I didn't know angels flew this low...

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I didn’t know angels were allowed in public schools.

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

I have protection. I brought my angel blade.

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!

I must be in heaven, because i'm dead and you're wings look angelic.

I think you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.Barney Stinson

I thought angels live only in heaven but u proved me wrong.

I thought I saw an angel at adoration but it was only you.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.Barney Stinson

I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

I won't blink cause baby, you're a weeping angel.

I'm just gonna break the ice here, are you an angel?

If you're here, who's running heaven?

Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

Is your last name Di Maria? because you're an angel.

I’d ask you your name, but I’m sure God didn’t name ALL the angels.

I’m like a weeping angel, when you look at me I get hard as stone

My guardian angel thinks you're cute.

My name is Gabriel, but I am no angel.

Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, angel?

Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.