Polar Vortex

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious polar vortex for children of all ages, teens and adults.

A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.
Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.
Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?
Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.
Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.

Blow frozen bubbles? I have something else you can blow...
Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?
Can I put my polar in your vortex?
Come back to my place for an ice cap.
Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like you´re pretty cool.
Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.
Fireplace & chill?
Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.
Girl are you a polar vortex? Cause you give me the chills.

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