Polar Vortex

A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.

Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

Are you passed out on the side walk? Or are you my snow angel?

Baby, I wanna hit your iceberg and go down like the Titanic.

Blizzards make perfect snuggle weather.

Blow frozen bubbles? I have something else you can blow...

Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?

Can I put my polar in your vortex?

Come back to my place for an ice cap.

Did you slip and fall or are you my snow angel?

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like you´re pretty cool.

Excuse me while I make myself a little more comfortable and take off a few of these thin layers of clothing.

Fireplace & chill?

Girl are you a persistent, large-scale cyclone located near the geographic poles? Cause you give me the chills.

Girl are you a polar vortex? Cause you give me the chills.

Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse.

Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

Hey baby, you make my heart melt. Except for right now because it's frozen.

Hey baby, you're so fine you make my teeth chatter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Hey girl, you got me harder than the permafrost.

Hey girl, you're so hot, I'm gonna use you for firewood...

Hey girl, you're still beautiful... in that ski mask.

Hey girl...You're still beautiful, even if I can't see your face beneath that ski mask.

Hey toots, why don't we go to my place and chill out for awhile.

How about you and I set a record low?

How much does a polar bear weigh?...(wait for it)...Enough to break the ice

I'm not a snowman, but you make my heart melt.

I'm not a snowman, but you melt my heart.

I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.

Ice to meet you.

Icy you, babe.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

If you're cold you can hug me for warmth and maybe a little something else...

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is there ice on the ground? Because I think I just fell for you.

It may be -30 outside but when I'm with you it feels like at least freezing.

It's really slippery out there, you might wanna get insurance on that fine tush there.

It's recommended that I protect your exposed skin.

Let's go frost up some windows.

My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

The only other time my cheeks have been this red is when I'm blushing around you.

The whole country is frozen, but lookin at you I have a warm front coming.

They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Wanna come back to my place for an ice cap?

Wanna Hyber-mate?

Wanna see if your tongue will freeze against my pole?

Wanna see the tip of my iceberg?