From heaven

A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!

Are you a care package because you must have fallen from heaven.

Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because you could be entitled to compensation.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Did you get a push notification? When you were retweeted form heaven?

Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look as tasty as an angel food cake.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?

Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse.

Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because I have no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

When you fell from heaven, could you rate the pain from 1-10? Was there any blood in your urine or stool?

When you fell from heaven, did it leave you with any lasting emotional scars?