From heaven


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious from heaven for teens and adults.



A tweet from you is like a song from heaven!
Are you a care package because you must have fallen from heaven.
Are you a care package? Because you must've fallen from heaven.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?


Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because you could be entitled to compensation.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat the proper first aid...
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!


Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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