Mormon Pick Up Lines

A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.

Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?

An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.

Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.

Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?

Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.

Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

Can I buy you a cup of Postum?

Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!

Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?

Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.

Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

Do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Do you know anything about fornication? Would you like to know more?

Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Don’t I know you from the pre-existence?

Even with the Liahona, I get lost in your eyes.

Good, I can break my fast… Because I see the answer to my prayers.

Hey babe, I got this flaming sword from an angel and now I want to pass it in to you.

Hey babe, what's your PB lineage?

Hey Girl! You are more beautiful than temple square in December.

Hey girl, I love your modest tan lines.

Hey girl, you remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

Hi, I’m new in town and I was wondering if you could give me directions to your heart.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

Hi, my wife says we need you to be a celestial family.

How about dinner? I fix a great pan seared Curelom with orange juice and sprite reduction sauce.

I bet you're even prettier in temple white.

I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive Armeggedon with.

I do not believe in predestination until tonight.

I just got off my mission and I’m looking for my next companion.

I love to see the temple. I'll (You'll) take you (me) there someday.

I miss you like the Book of Mormon missed the Bible during the Great Apostasy.

I must be in heaven because I'm looking at angel Moroni!

I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

I think I recognize your name. From my Patriarchal Blessing.

I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.

I think it’s time we moved out of the single’s ward, if you know what I mean.

I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

I was reading in the book the Numbers, and then I realized that I don't have yours.

I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you, then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder.

I'd travel 40 years in the wilderness to find you.

I'll let you see my temple recommend if you let me see yours

I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.

If Eve was tempted by an apple that has to be my fruit.