Mormon Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious mormon pick up lines for teens and adults.

A date with me is a temple and you have a recommend.
Am I dreaming… Or are you a revelation?
An angel said he would destroy me if I did not sleep with you.
Are those kolob pants you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world!
Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Are you a gadianton robber? Because you just stole my heart.
Are you hot, or is it just the spirit burning in you?
Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.
Are you the spirit? Because whenever I think about you I feel a burning in my bosom.
Are you Virtue? - Because you've been garnishing my thoughts unceasingly.

Can I buy you a cup of Postum?
Can you bring your feelings for me to church Tuesday night? Because im pretty sure the feelings mutual!
Could you stand still so I can sweep you off your feet?
Did you go to EFY? Because I am Especially For You.
Do you go to church? Because you’re the answer to my prayers!

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