Hindu Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious hindu pick up lines for teens and adults.



1+1 is equal to 4 if we don't use condoms.
  • Hindu
  • Submitted by: kiana
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiiight.
Baby we go together like daal and bhaat.
Baby you light up my diwali like nobody else.
By the many arms of Vishnu, I want to stick it in your butt.


Do you have a little Atman in you? Want to?
Hey baby doll! Want to have four kids with me?
Hey girl! I am from your caste but different gotra.
Hey girl, are you a cow? Cause I wanna worship dat body!
  • Hindu
  • Submitted by: James
Hey girl, I know you already got an atman, but I could be your it-man.
  • Hindu
  • Submitted by: Calis


Hey there that's a nice cast you got there.
I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you’ve been living in my heart.
If you are Shiva's bow, I'm your Shri Rama. I'm gonna break you, baby!
My body is a temple, so make sure you take your shoes off before you come in.
  • Hindu
  • Submitted by: Kevin Patterson

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