Islamic Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious islamic pick up lines for teens and adults.

Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I’m hereafter.

Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Girl. Let me be your imam.
Hey babe can I become your mehram for the hajj?
Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?
Hey babe, you've been doing Tawaf in my mind all day.

Heyy girl, today is Jumaat so would you be my Kain Pelekat?
I didn’t trip over my robe, I fell for you.
I didn’t trip over my thobe, I fell for you.
I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
I’d like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

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