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A spell isn't the only thing i wanna put on you.
Allow me to take you to the boneyard.
  • Haunted
  • Submitted by: Elise Eisenmann
Are you a grave, because I really dig ya!
Are you a Mortician? Cause I wanna explore your.
Are you a serial killer because you slay me.

Are you Dr. Frankenstein? Because you just brought my monster to life.
Are you living in an asylum? Because I'm simply crazy for you.
Baby, I can make you scream in ways you've never screamed before...
Baby, you make my head spin!
Call an exorcist, because you've possessed my heart!

Can I put my spooky dick, in your haunted pussy?
Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.
Did it hurt? When you clawed your way out of your grave?
Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.
Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

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