Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious haunted for teens and adults.
A spell isn't the only thing i wanna put on you.
Allow me to take you to the boneyard.
Are you a grave, because I really dig ya!
Are you a Mortician? Cause I wanna explore your.
Are you a serial killer because you slay me.
Are you Dr. Frankenstein? Because you just brought my monster to life.
Are you living in an asylum? Because I'm simply crazy for you.
Baby, I can make you scream in ways you've never screamed before...
Baby, you make my head spin!
Call an exorcist, because you've possessed my heart!
Can I put my spooky dick, in your haunted pussy?
Come home with me tonight and I'm sure you'll leave my house in a body bag.
Did it hurt? When you clawed your way out of your grave?
Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.
Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.
Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I float by again?
Do you die here often?
Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you.
Ever had sex with the undead?
Girl, did you fall from heaven cause your brains are all over the pavement.
Have you been exorcising?
Hello I'm also gonna make you have sleepless nights an put you under my spell
Help, I'm having an out-of-body experience. Can I be in yours?
Hey girl are you a haunted house? Because I get the chills every time I walk pass you.
Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!
Hey, wanna play with my Ouija board? We can summon Romeo & Juliet and live a fairytale romance.
How about dinner? I can swing by your place at 7 to dig you up?
How about you and me go for a tumble at the cemetery?
I am blessed with a heart that is haunted by the saviours of humanity and kinder.
I became a tentacle demon just so I could molest your entire body all at the same time!
I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?
I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?
I know the french kiss will be a little cold but at least you'll get a little moisture back!
I know you think you scare me but you are the girl of my nightmares!
I never thought i would find someone who makes glad that I've come back to life.
I wanna lock you down like those people in my basement.
I would love you to see the ectoplasm hanging in my apartment.
I'd like to scare the pants right off of you!
I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.
I'm a explorer, can I explore your haunted house?
I'm a ghoul for you.
I'm dying for you to bone me.
I'm dying just to see you again!
I'm the girl your Mummy warned you about.
Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a crucifix in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to kill and disembowel me?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!
Is that a unicorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?
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