Catholic Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious catholic pick up lines for teens and adults.



7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.
Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.


Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Confess here often?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.
Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.
Do you say the rosary? Cause I’d love to spend some decades with you...
Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?


Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?
Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.
Here's a red rose. I think St. Therese of Lisieux wanted you to have it.
Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.
Hey are you busy Sunday? Wanna meet me at the altar?
Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.
Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.
Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.
Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.


Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.
Hey girl would it be breaking the 8th commandment if I stole your heart?
Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?
Hey girl, I know when Septuagesima starts.
Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?
Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?
Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...
How important is having a big family too you?
I always wanted a Josephite marriage...until I met you.


I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.
I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.
I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?
I know a few good spiritual exercises we could do back at my place.
I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?
I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?
I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.
I think I'm called to marriage. Can I call you sometime?
I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?


I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!
I totally predicted David over Goliath.
I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

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