Catholic Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious catholic pick up lines for teens and adults.



7 plagues is nothing compare to what I'd go through for you.
Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.
Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.


Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.
Are you Saint Anthony, because you found my heart?
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Because you complete me.
Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.


Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?
Can I hold your palm for Palm Sunday?
Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?
Confess here often?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?

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