Latest pick up lines

Are you a sea lion? Because I wanna sea you lion in my bed tonight!

Hey your trash can i take you out sometime?

I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.Carly Rae Jepsen

I wanna lock you down like those people in my basement.

When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.

Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

Save the earth. Hug a me.

Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.Tomb Raider

Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?Look for an imperfection

Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating.

Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.

Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.

Are you an alkali metal because you are sodium fine.

Is there a book that I can reach for you?

Dog heaven must be missing an angel.