Latest pick up lines

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Are you a sea lion? Because I wanna sea you lion in my bed tonight!
Hey your trash can i take you out sometime?
I know we just met and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe.Carly Rae Jepsen
  • Artist
  • 2017-07-31
  • Submitted by: Linnea
I wanna lock you down like those people in my basement.
When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.
  • Music
  • 2017-07-03
  • Submitted by: Alan
I would follow you anywhere. Literally, I’m starving.
Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player
Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!
Is the intense heat melting the skin from my body the result of nuclear fission...or is it just you.
If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.
  • Lesbians
  • 2017-07-03
  • Submitted by: Lone Wolf

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat the proper first aid...
Save the earth. Hug a me.
Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.Tomb Raider
Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?Look for an imperfection
  • Doctor
  • 2017-07-03
  • Submitted by: Knowlton
Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating.
  • Swimming
  • 2017-07-03
  • Submitted by: mirella
Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.
Girl I'm going to fill up your lemonade lake.
Are you an alkali metal because you are sodium fine.
Is there a book that I can reach for you?
  • Bookworm
  • 2017-07-03
  • Submitted by: Jaime K
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
  • Angel, Dog
  • 2017-07-03
  • Submitted by: berry