Video Game Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious video game pick up lines for teens and adults.

Ah Lara, you really are a woman after my own heart.Tomb Raider
Are you Ada Wong? ‘Cause I’d sure like to cum across you.Resident Evil
Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.Sonic the Hedgehog‏
Baby is your name pac-man ? Cause every time I see you I want to chase you.Pac-Man
Baby, we'll have a great night together, and it'll only cost a quarter.Pac-Man
Call me Lara Croft because I'm about to go Tomb Raiding.Tomb Raider
Damn girl are you gta 'cause i can't stop playing you.Grand Theft Auto
Do you have the L-Virus? ‘Cause when I saw you I fell in love.Resident Evil
Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.Pac-Man
Girl, I got a gold ring with your name on it.Sonic the Hedgehog‏

Girl, you better call Lester quick because you are definitely five stars.Grand Theft Auto
Girl, you must be tired cause you've been Temple Running' through my mind all night.
Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.Sonic the Hedgehog‏
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
Hey baby come over to me and slide into my spot.Tetris
Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.Mortal Kombat
Hey baby, your soul is mine!Mortal Kombat
Hey ladies. Come with me, you're flying so high you won't regret meeting me.Sonic the Hedgehog‏
Hey, can you help me find that damn 4th Chaos Emerald? I'm pretty sure it's in your pants...Sonic the Hedgehog

Hey, Lara. Can I raid your tomb?Tomb Raider
I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.Sonic the Hedgehog‏
I have a RPG in my pants if you know what I mean.Grand Theft Auto
I hope you have a power pellet on you baby. Because I have erectile dysfunction.Pac-Man
I like the color of your fireball.Street Fighter
I need experience points. Will you help?
I promise I won't rip your heart out.Mortal Kombat
I wanna Dash Straight into your heart.Street Fighter
I wouldn't mind eating your cherry.Pac-Man

I'd flap my bird for you.
I'd like to roll you over my barrel.Donkey Kong
I've got just the straight block to give you that line.Tetris
If I was a NES cartridge and I wasn't working right, would you blow me...
If you were a female gnome warlock, you would probably think I have a big dick.
Is it just me or are you a ghost, because i just wanna gobble you up?Pac-Man
Is that a Handcannon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Resident Evil
Is your name Jill? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be your Valentine.Resident Evil
Is your name Victory? Cause you're flawlessMortal Kombat

Let's just say they call me Shang Tongue.Mortal Kombat
My health is low I need to get with someone to restore it.Grand Theft Auto
Screw me if I’m wrong, but is your name Q*Bert?
So are those power pellets or are you just happy to see me?Pac-Man
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ancient treasures excite me.Tomb Raider
Take care for now I bring chaos... with my fists!Street Fighter
The only tomb I'm raiding is yours.Tomb Raider
Wanna see my Rising Dragon?Street Fighter
Wanna see something on the Hardest setting?Street Fighter

Want me to raid your tomb?Tomb Raider
Watch out I just ate a big dot, now I'm coming after you.Pac-Man
When I get done with you girl, you'll be saying "Wow Kahn".Mortal Kombat
Will you be my player two?

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