Miscellaneous


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious miscellaneous for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Damn baby, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.
Hey baby, can I slowly integrate my probe into your existing operations?
Hey girl, my name's Uber and I have reached my pick-up location.


Hey your trash can i take you out sometime?
Hi, I don't know you but you're awfully warm tonight.
Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.
I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.
I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.


I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.
I wish you were my math homework because you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on the desk.
I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.
If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?
If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?

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