Miscellaneous

Damn baby, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Hey baby, are you a tsunami? Cause you can rock my boat all night long.

Hey baby, can I slowly integrate my probe into your existing operations?

Hey girl, my name's Uber and I have reached my pick-up location.

Hey your trash can i take you out sometime?

Hi, I don't know you but you're awfully warm tonight.

Hi. I’m like a tropical island: hot, wet, and waiting for tourists.

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.

I was feeling off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I wish you were my math homework because you’d be hard and I’d be doing you on the desk.

I'm going to punch you in the mouth. With my own mouth. Softly. Because I like you.

If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head?

If I told you you had a nice pipeline, would you hold it against me?

Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?Mae West

Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I’m trying to tap that.

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

I’ve looked for a man with a VCR and I’ve finally found the perfect one…. thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.

Screw it. I’m just gonna go for it.

Take my hand, I'll lead you to my bedroom.

There you are, you're on my to do list.

There's a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are now 100% off!

We can do this the hard way or the easy way, or both! I'll be hard, you be easy.

Were you in Boy Scouts? Cause you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Whoa, you're wicked.

You look a lot like my next boyfriend.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

You’re so hot you melt the underwire in my bra.