Jewish Pick Up Lines

A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.

All I want for Channukah, is you.

Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?

Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.

Are you the massiah, beacuse I’ve been waiting for you

Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?

Can I come into your massada?

Can I dip my maror in your charoset

Can I go into you garden of Eden?

Can I light your manorah?

Can I put out your burning bush?

Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

Do you want to shake my luluv?

Even though it’s breaking a commandment, I’m worshipping you right now.

God just told me there was going to be a flood and I’ve decided to save you

God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak

Got any Jewish in you? . . . Want some?

How about you and I make the dead sea come alive.

How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.

I hope you’re not married, because I’d hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.

I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway

I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years

If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?

In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?

Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes

I’ll take you to the promised land.

Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.

Let me see your shirt tag, that’s right, made in Eden.

Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

That’s a nice-looking yarmulke you’re wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.

The gates of repentance are always open...just like my heart for you.

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you.

When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn’t the only thing you will be touching!

You must not be kosher for passover because you’re makeing my matza rise