Jewish Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious jewish pick up lines for teens and adults.



A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
All I want for Channukah, is you.
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
Are you Jewish? Cause the way you're looking at me, I'm beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.
Are you the massiah, beacuse I’ve been waiting for you
  • Jewish
  • Submitted by: Sue Watss


Are you the milk or the honey I was promised?
Can I come into your massada?
Can I dip my maror in your charoset
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
Can I light your manorah?


Can I put out your burning bush?
  • Jewish
  • Submitted by: Alex Appleton
Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
Do you want to shake my luluv?
Even though it’s breaking a commandment, I’m worshipping you right now.
God just told me there was going to be a flood and I’ve decided to save you

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