Animal Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a sheep cuz your body is unbaaaaleivable.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Baby when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.Hedgehog
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.


Baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!
Can I borrow your cell phone? ...I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Can I kill you a deer?
Can i rub your foot for luck?Bunny
Care for a roll in the hay?


Care to take these humps out for a test ride?
Do you have any lice with that shake?
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
Do you regurgitate on a first date?
Eat here often? Go for the legs, the surfboard's for flavor.

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