Animal Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious animal pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a sheep cuz your body is unbaaaaleivable.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Baby when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.Hedgehog
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Baby, let's make the exercise wheel squeak all night!
Can I borrow your cell phone? ...I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Can I kill you a deer?
Can i rub your foot for luck?Bunny
Care for a roll in the hay?

Care to take these humps out for a test ride?
Do you have any lice with that shake?
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
Do you regurgitate on a first date?
Eat here often? Go for the legs, the surfboard's for flavor.
Ever heard a black snake moan?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Girl I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Girl your like a trophy bass I don't know whether to eat you or mount you!

Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!
Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!Lion
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: realDirty
Hey girl, are you a beaver?
Hey, baby. Do those stripes go all the way down?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice.Polar bear
I bet you a professional sword swallower.Girraffe
I can't stop ruminating about you.
I have got a major horn for you.

I have the necessary "koalafications" to make you happy girl.
I hear black pussy is the best.Panther
I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I like a full figured girl.Rhino
I like the way you moooooo-ve.Cow
I like to take my time.Snail
I like your pouch.Kangaroo
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Joella Jobst
I must have been a real good boy, because you're a real treat.

I see a human! Want to hide together?
I want you at the top of my food chain.
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Jared Ingram
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I'll buy you a puppy.
I'll let you nibble my seed-stick?
I'm an endangered species and my last wish is too mate with you.
I'm hung like a donkey!
I'm not wearing any pants.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
  • Animal
  • Submitted by: Martinez2014

If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole!
If I were a squirrel id chuck my nuts up your hole.
If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

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