Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious sports for teens and adults.

Do you know karate? Cause your body’s kickin!
Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.
Hey girl are you from russia? Cause you dope.
I always go for the goal in the sack!
I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.
I know karate.
I know tae kwon do.
I'm going for the silver, because I'll make sure you come first.
If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.
Kissing burns 5 calories a minute. How about a workout?

Plays midget boxing , kneel and give me some shots.
  • Sports
  • Submitted by: Miss Aria
Want to become my new personal best?
Your daddy must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

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