Occupation Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious occupation pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you an archeologist? Because I have a small bone that needs examining.
Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
I love you like a marketer loves reporting.
Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood.
Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.


Is your daddy a car salesman? Why? Because you have nice head lights.
Is your daddy a carnival worker? Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.
Is your daddy an Aquafina worker cuz your jugs are perfect.
Is your daddy an artist because your a fine peice of work.
Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.


Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foudation.
Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!
Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

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