Occupation Pick Up Lines

Are you an archeologist? Because I have a small bone that needs examining.

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

I love you like a marketer loves reporting.

Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood.

Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

Is your daddy a car salesman? Why? Because you have nice head lights.

Is your daddy a carnival worker? Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

Is your daddy an Aquafina worker cuz your jugs are perfect.

Is your daddy an artist because your a fine peice of work.

Me without you is like a marketer without analytics. Lost, visionless, and confused.

Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foudation.

Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

You must be an inbound marketer … cause you sure attracted me!

Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.