Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious politics for teens and adults.

Are you a political operative? Because I detect a rise in the poles.
Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?
Baby you can trust me, I always pull out at the last second.
Between 1 and America , free , how are you tonight?
Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

For a third-world country, you’re pretty well developed.
Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?
Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?
How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
How would you like to take a ride on my Air Force One?

I asked Barack Obama if we could meet later , and I said Yes We Can!
I have a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
I may be conservative, but I’ll get liberal with you!
I motion to elongate the caucus.
I motion to prolong the conclave.

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