Politics


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious politics for teens and adults.



Are you a political operative? Because I detect a rise in the poles.
Baby care to let me in your Oval Office?
Baby you can trust me, I always pull out at the last second.
Between 1 and America , free , how are you tonight?
Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.
For a third-world country, you’re pretty well developed.
Hey babe, could you give my voting lever a little pull?
Hey baby, wanna help preserve the institution of marriage?
How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?
How would you like to take a ride on my Air Force One?


I asked Barack Obama if we could meet later , and I said Yes We Can!
I have a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.
I may be conservative, but I’ll get liberal with you!
I motion to elongate the caucus.
I motion to prolong the conclave.
I wanna drill you like an Alaskan oilfield.
I want to do to your body which makes the poor Mitt Romney.
I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!
I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.


If you were a president , you would be Babe- Rahman Lincoln.
I’d like to get your opinion on my poll.
I’d like to know your opinion about my survey.
I’d love to have a discussion with you about Dick and Bush.
Let’s make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.
Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.
Let’s protest in the nude… in my bedroom.
My love is like communism ; everyone gets a share , and it is only good in theory.
The Gettysburg speech was brief, but something I do not know.


The national debt is the only one that is on the rise.
The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.
Wanna find out what went on on those erased parts of that tape baby?
Wanna go back to my place and form a coalition?
Woah baby, you got my vote!
You can raise more than my taxes!
You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.
You may not be my first lady, but I will make you feel like Jackie OH!
Your campaign headquarters or mine?


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