Science


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious science for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!
I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.
I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
You must be Windows Vista because you've got me feeling so unstable.
You’re like an exothermic reaction; you spread your hotness everywhere!


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