Pickup Line Rejections, Responses and Comebacks


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pickup line rejections, responses and comebacks for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Line: Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see. Comeback: Are you from Illinois? Cause you’re ill-annoying me.
Line: Can I have your name? Comeback: Why, don't you already have one?
Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.
Line: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Comeback: Yeah, just don’t stop this time.
Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes. Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.


Line: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out! Comeback: Okay, get out!!!
Line: I can tell how much you want me. Comeback: Yes, I do want you—to leave me alone!
Line: I have a boyfriend. Comeback: I have a math test. Line: What? Comeback: Oh, I thought were talking about things that dont matter to us.
Line: I know how to please a woman/man. Comeback: Then please leave me alone.
Line: I think I could make you very happy Comeback: Why, are you leaving?


Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you! Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?
Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours! Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
Line: I'm sorry, but do I know you from somewhere? You look so familiar. You: Yeah, I met you at the family reunion last summer.
Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy. Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.
Line: Is it hot in here or is it just you? Comeback: It's hot!!!

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