Nature Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious nature pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a maple tree because I could totally tap that.
Be the thunder to my lightning.
Girl you're an adventure, let me explore ya.
Hey girl, I don't know what's more beautiful, you or this lovely day we just had.
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How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.


I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.
I want to climb your trees and swing.
I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.
I've got some nectar, come pollenate me.
I’d make your icebergs melt.


So its about to be springtime...
The blowing wind tonight, makes me wanna fly to you.
The sun isn't the only that is up in the morning.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you girl.
What’s your favorite kind of cloud? Mine are cumulus.

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