Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious literary for teens and adults.

Are you a coordinating conjunction? Because I am your FAN, BOY!
Are you a loanword? Because i'd like to add you to my language.
Are you a possessive pronoun? Because i'd like to make YOU mine.
Are you a preposition? Because I'd like to be your complement!
Are you French relative pronouns bc I've been staring at you all day.

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.
Girl you like a verb just do it.
Girl, you make my d become a D.
Gonna check you out like a library book.
Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!

Hey babygirl, let me conjugate the two of us together.
I know how to read and everything.
I like the way you write your name, your penmanship is very attractive.
I wanna write a chapter in your life with my mighty pen.
I'm a cunning linguist.

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