Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious literary for teens and adults.

Are you a coordinating conjunction? Because I am your FAN, BOY!
Are you a loanword? Because i'd like to add you to my language.
Are you a possessive pronoun? Because i'd like to make YOU mine.
Are you a preposition? Because I'd like to be your complement!
Are you French relative pronouns bc I've been staring at you all day.
Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.
Girl you like a verb just do it.
Girl, you make my d become a D.
Gonna check you out like a library book.
Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!

Hey babygirl, let me conjugate the two of us together.
I know how to read and everything.
I like the way you write your name, your penmanship is very attractive.
I wanna write a chapter in your life with my mighty pen.
I'm a cunning linguist.
I'm a verb because you can do me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.
If you were a book I'd shelve you in the Ls for love.

Let me be your phonological phenomena.
Let's skip the foreshadowing and get down to business.
My fingers are quite strong from typing all day.
The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.
The word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread them.
There isn't a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life...

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