Television Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious television pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.
Do you want to explore me? Ill call you Dora.
I'm surprised there isn't more fanfiction taking advantage of that.Torchwood
What’s a girl like you doing in a place like this...when there’s a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Yo girl wanna come watch Netflix and grill?


You can eat my shorts.Bart, The Simpsons
You ever been on an invisible lift?Torchwood

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