Atheist Pick Up Lines

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.

Are you a goddess? Because you look unbelievable.

Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second. Mind if I join in?

Bring your imaginary friend.

Can I covet your ass?

Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.

Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...

Did it hurt when you fell from a really high distance.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Did it hurt, when you turned to logic and reasoning?

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

Don't worry. Nobody's watching.

Evolution perfected itself when it made you.

Excuse me, but you are one sexy combination of atoms!

Fornication isn't a sin and life is meaningless so you should blow me.

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from a really high altitude?

Girl, you got some fine gene expressions.

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

Go on, trust me, no one is watching.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

God is dead. But we both are doing pretty well. See,we already have one thing in common. So let's meet up?

God is not great, but you are.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

Hey babe, did it hurt? When you fell from nowhere?

Hey baby, it took Jesus 3 days to rise again, I only need 3 minutes.

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

Hey girl. You say only god may judge you. How about we put that to the test.

Hey wanna come to my place and discuss the big bang.

Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

Hi. I think you're really beautiful and intelligent. Would you like to go out sometime?

How can I explain the theory of relativity, unless you look into my eyes, gorgeous?

I am an atheist because I could not believe Someone could ever make something as perfectly beautiful as you are, my love.

I believe when you're dead, you're dead. So why don't we make our own heaven on earth.

I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?

I can’t believe how gorgeous you are! Or in God.

I don't believe in Christianity, but you can talk to my snake anytime.

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

I don't believe in sharing the "gift of God" but I do believe in sharing the gift of orgasms.

I don't believe in unicorns either!

I don't believe you are wearing underwear, evidence please!

I don't need three days to rise again.

I find your lack of faith... sexy.

I know you're an atheist, but I can make you scream God.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

I may not believe in God, but I'll make sure you'll be screaming his name all night long.