Atheist Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious atheist pick up lines for teens and adults.

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!
Are you a deity? Because you look unreal.
Are you a goddess? Because you look unbelievable.
Are you a traditionalist? Because your form is extraordinary.
Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second. Mind if I join in?
Bring your imaginary friend.
Can I covet your ass?
Come back to mine and have a conversation we can both understand.
Come back to my pad and I'll have you screaming Dawkins!

Come on baby girl don't let your imaginary friends ruin your sex life...
Did it hurt when you fell from a really high distance.
Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?
Did it hurt, when you turned to logic and reasoning?
Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

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