Atheist Pick Up Lines

I may not go to church but I have an organ for you.

I naturally select you!

I never believed there was a god but now you make me believe bc to me, you're a goddess.

I only drink with godless heathens. Can I buy you a drink?

I'll give YOU a homo erectus!

I'll give you a night you won't believe.

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

I'm going to do things to you, that even your priest only dreamed about.

I'm the opposite of Jesus; instead of holes in my hands, I want my hands in your holes!

If I said you had a beautiful body would you prove it only to me.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

Im an atheist but I worship your ass!

In what kingdom shall we come?

I’m an atheist… until I orgasm.

Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

Ladies call me the Big Bang, and I have evidence to support it.

Let me prove the Big Bang to you.

Let me show you my big bang theory.

Let me show you there is a God.

Let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Look I naturally selection you. So stop squirming and get in the boot!

Looking at you I know evolution is getting better and better because, DAMN you are one sexy monkey.

My love for you is like religion - it's unreal.

Naturally, I'd select you over anyone else.

Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

Not all religious books are bad - in fact, I'm well-versed in the Kama Sutra.

Physics, evolution, and genetics have come together NICELY in you!

Since becoming an atheist, I've been looking for someone to worship and I think it could be you.

Skeptical about my abilities in bed? Don’t worry. I can provide tons of proof.

So....you wanna go sin together?

Sorry if I'm speechless. Oxytocin does that to me.

Thank your parents for me. The genes they gave you were exquisite!

The Big Man in the Sky is a myth, but I've got something big for you that's real...

The only real heaven is in my bed.

The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

There is no heaven, but in your arms.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

They say Atheists don't have a reason to live, wanna gimme a reason?

Tonight I'm going to make you scream out the name of your chosen mythical deity.

Wanna prove immaculate conception wrong?

Want to recreate the Big Bang?

We only live once, baby. There's no time to lose.

When evolution made you, it was just showing off.

You are like my soulmate, if I had a soul.

You are the only goddess I believe in.

You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

You don't believe in angels? Neither did I until I saw you.

You wanna help me prove there ARE atheists in foxholes?