Your Daddy


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious your daddy for teens and adults.

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.
Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?
I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly.
Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood.
Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this dick.
Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!
Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you sure are dope!
Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true.
Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.
Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.
Is your dad a pilot because my heart taking off?

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