Your Daddy

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.

Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?

Does your Dad wear a baker's hat? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.

Hey girl you got a father? Want a daddy?

I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly.

Is you daddy a lumberjack, because baby you giving me wood.

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this dick.

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you sure are dope!

Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true.

Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot.

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

Is your dad a pilot because my heart taking off?

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

Is your dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

Is your dad Agony because you're so beautiful you can't be real.

Is your dad an alien because your out of this world.

Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece.

Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Is your daddy a boxer? No Why? Because your one hell of a knock out!

Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

Is your daddy a car salesman? Why? Because you have nice head lights.

Is your daddy a carnival worker? Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure do know how to raise the cock.

Is your daddy a hunter. 'Cause your such a fox!

Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.

Is your daddy an Aquafina worker cuz your jugs are perfect.

Is your daddy an artist because your a fine peice of work.

Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious.

My dad has a drift boat.

My dad's here now, you can marry me.

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!

Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you.

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

Was your daddy a bricklayer? Because you have one hell of a foudation.

Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

Was your daddy an unclear antecedent? Because I only hope I know what you’re referring to.

What's your dads number?

Who’s your daddy? Do I remind you of him?

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, because you're dope.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Your daddy must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

Your daddy must have been a baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.