Horse Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious horse pick up lines for teens and adults.
Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.
Are you Exaggerator? Because you kinda snuck up on me.
Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.
Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.
Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.
Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.
Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?
Girl im hung like a... Well you know...
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
Hey baby want a carrot?
Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?
Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.
Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.
Hey, you're attractive.. I'm attractive.. let's get together.
I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead.
I respond well to left handed urging.
I'm hung like a horse.
I'm hung like me.
I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.
Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!
That's right, girl. I'd like to have a stable relationship with you.
Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.
What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?
What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?
You come to this stable often?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.
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