Horse Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious horse pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.
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  • Submitted by: Brian
Are you Exaggerator? Because you kinda snuck up on me.
Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.
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  • Submitted by: Asish
Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.
Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.


Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.
Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?
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  • Submitted by: Elizabeth W
Girl im hung like a... Well you know...
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  • Submitted by: denise
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
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  • Submitted by: Michael


Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.
Hey baby want a carrot?
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  • Submitted by: Dr. Love
Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?
Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.
Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.

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