Marine Life Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious marine life pick up lines for teens and adults.

A shark just ate my girlfriend. Will you be my new one?
And I shell always love you.
Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!
Are you a cephalopod? Because you octopi my thoughts.
Are you a sea lion? Because I wanna sea you lion in my bed tonight!

Are you a shark? Because I got some swimmers for you to swallow.Shark
Are you a smelt? Because you're the only caplin I sea.
Are you an octopus? Because you octopi my thoughts.Octopus
Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.Octopus
Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?Octopus

Are you Swedish? Cause you're the sweetest fish in the sea.
Are your breasts made of sand? Because I want to bury my head in them.Ostrich
Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.
Brrr! My arms are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving mantle?Octopus
Can I crab that ass?

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