Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious dirty for teens and adults.
A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a c*ck.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.
Are those lumberjack pants your wearing? They are giving me a wood.
Are you a birthday candle? Cause I'd blow you until I get my wish.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?
Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
Can you help me? My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
Can you touch my bellybutton?
Did you just fart because you blow me away.
Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.
Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.
Do you like KFC? Because you can eat this bone.
Do you like pudding? Cause I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.
Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?
Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
Does your ass come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.
Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Girl, I would love to poke your belly button......from the inside.
Hey baby there's a party in my pants and you are invited!
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now it U!
Hey baby, will you be my love buffet so I can lay you on the table and take what I want?
Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?
Hey I was wondering, you have some place I can put my boner
Hey you wanna play cricket? You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.
Hey! Tell your nipples to stop staring at my eyes.
Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?
Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
How about I drive this snake out of my pants and into yours?
How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
I don’t know much about pies, but you sure do know how to make my banana cream.
I have a job for you, but it blows!
I have the F, C, and K. All I need is U.
I heard you like magic. Well bend over and watch this dick disappear.
I like my coffee how I like my woman... creamed!
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
I may not go down in history but I'll go down on you.
I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
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