Bird Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious bird pick up lines for teens and adults.

Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Girl, I've been thinking about you OWL night long!
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  • Submitted by: Lisa
Girl, if you were a chicken would be flawless.
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  • Submitted by: chelsea
Have you ever hooked up with a bird?
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  • Submitted by: Evelyn
Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.
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  • Submitted by: Caden
Hey baby, you wanna duck?
Hey baby, your nest or mine?
Hey baby. Wanna fly the coop, come back to my nest & rub cloacas together?
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  • Submitted by: louise
Hey there, little chickadee.
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  • Submitted by: ella
How would you like to smuggle me little budgie?
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  • Submitted by: Peter

I'd like to crow call you sometime.
I'm gonna ruffle your feather.
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  • Submitted by: Raley R
I've been thinking about you owl night long.
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  • Submitted by: stephanie
If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to you like quack.
Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a Little Thrush or simply a heat rash?
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  • Submitted by: spooky
Penguins are the only animals that stay with the same partner their entire lives...would you like to be my penguin?
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  • Submitted by: Crispona
Polly wanna tap that?
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  • Submitted by: burton
So, you go south for the winter?
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  • Submitted by: Hiniata

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.
Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for life. Will you be my penguin?
You must be Puffin as you've been running through my mind all night.
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  • Submitted by: Pablo

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