Bird Pick Up Lines

Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.

Girl, I've been thinking about you OWL night long!

Girl, if you were a chicken would be flawless.

Have you ever hooked up with a bird?

Hey baby, let me put an egg in you.

Hey baby, you wanna duck?

Hey baby, your nest or mine?

Hey baby. Wanna fly the coop, come back to my nest & rub cloacas together?

Hey there, little chickadee.

How would you like to smuggle me little budgie?

I'd like to crow call you sometime.

I'm gonna ruffle your feather.

I've been thinking about you owl night long.

If I were a duck, I'd be addicted to you like quack.

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Little Thrush or simply a heat rash?

Penguins are the only animals that stay with the same partner their entire lives...would you like to be my penguin?

Polly wanna tap that?

So, you go south for the winter?

They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?

When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for life. Will you be my penguin?

You must be Puffin as you've been running through my mind all night.